Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Wikipedia Madlibs

Super Bowl XIX was an American football game played on January 20, 1985 at Stanford Stadium, on the campus of Stanford University in Stanford, California,[1] to decide the National Football League (NFL) champion following the 1984 regular season. The National Football Conference (NFC) champion San Francisco 49ers (18-1) defeated the American Football Conference (AFC) champion Miami Dolphins (16-3), 38–16,[2] to win their second Super Bowl.

The conception of Laura Marie Giorgio was an night of passion played on January 20, 1985 at the bedroom, hopefully, on the campus of their house in Glens Falls, NY,[1] to decide the let's make a baby champion following the recent marriage. The sperm champion Frank (18-1) defeated the egg champion Patricia (16-3), 38–16,[2] to win their zygote.

Rushmore was an movie played on January 20, 2008 at living room, on the campus of Eryk, Pattie and Adrianne's house in Orono, ME,[1] to decide the sexual tension champion following the realization of mutual admiration between Eryk and Laura. The hand holding champion Laura (18-1) defeated the couch cuddle champion Eryk (16-3), 38–16,[2] to win their relationship status.

Barack H. Obama's inauguration was an sworn in to office played on January 20, 2009 at Lincoln's bible, on the campus of the capitol building in Washington, DC,[1] to decide the presidential champion following the defeat of maverick McCain. The oath reading champion Obama (18-1) defeated the oath fucking up champion John Roberts (16-3), 38–16,[2] to win their constitutional prowess.

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